Ward Week | Day Five | Favourite Outfits
ENLISTED ✈ HANDS ON HEADS [hand-head is how we said I love you since we were kids]
”We’re all soldiers in the Army of the United States. Who cares if we’re the ones that nobody else wants? We don’t need them, we’ve got each other now. We’re here, together. We’ll train together, we’ll fight together and we’ll take care of each other. We’re all we’ve got. We’re brothers.”
Actually, my real name is Gary. On my first day here, the old director, he called me Jerry. And I just didn’t think I should correct him.
"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, and I’m armed! Don’t mess with me!"
Carter + calling Grant “armadillo”
“Actually… I also feel like that. Except in my version I’m an armadillo, and they’re giraffes. At least the penguins can see the elephant but they don’t even know I’m down there”
He’s sitting in Jeff’s chair, so he’s trying to act like Jeff.